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星屑醫生 | 1st Jun 2006, 18:28 PM | 像我這樣一個醫生

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小柴 的blogspot profile 竟聽到這首The Drug Song! 有趣之極, 是由一對英國年輕的醫生組合創作的.

試聽: http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/The%20Drugs%20Song.mp3

我在網上找不到歌詞, 唯有努力默寫那些藥名出來, 你們可印證一下, 有些我聽極都聽不出來, 有遺漏請告訴我. 

Aspirin, Adrenaline, Aminophylline, Phentamine, Adenosine, Augmentin, Rifampicin, Amoxicillin, Penincillin, Heparin, Warfarin, Estrogen, Progestogen, Canesten, Chloroquine

(B....?),Thiazide, Cyclophosphamide, Metoclopramide, Acetozolamide, Tropicamide, Loperamide, amiloride, Cyclosine, Frusemide, 

Lithium, Fluoxetine, Amitriptyline, Peroxidine, Digoxin, GTN, Azathioprine, Miconazole, Atenolol, Chloramphenicol, Paracetamol

(Mi...?), Phenytoin, (......?), Diazepam, (L.....?), Midazolam, Clonazepam, Testosterone, Aldosterone, Valium, Insulin, Ligocaine, Piriton, Ventolin, Ritalin

Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, (Cethazolin?), Metronidazole, Ketoconazole, Trimethroprime, (.....mycin?), Gentamycin, Macrolide, nifedipine

(dyspenosine?), Hyosine, Ranitadine, Cimetadine, Potassium, Calcium, Vitamin, Pethidine, Methadone, (Sp....kacaine?), Heroine 

You must remember all these drugs, the name of which you've learnt from me, 

Or Fxxk them off and get a job in Orthropedic surgery! (最妙這一句, 各路骨醫請包函!)

有興趣的可溜覽他們的site, 還有很多有趣的醫生歌.

連結: Fitness to practice


[20] Re:
kiji :
呀!!好鍾意the drugs song呀!! 好有仙樂飄飄處處聞feel呢~

是呀, 而且也唱得很好.


[引用] | 作者 星屑醫生 | 12th Jun 2006 12:54 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[19]

呀!!好鍾意the drugs song呀!! 好有仙樂飄飄處處聞feel呢~


[引用] | 作者 kiji | 11th Jun 2006 20:40 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[18]

are you want to ask about Reaction Mechanism elementary process ??
Do you know the Deriving Rate Laws from Reaction Mechanisms??


[引用] | 作者 Game Girl | 3rd Jun 2006 17:21 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[17]

真的!!!? 我也不知道, 嘿嘿, 叫太太試下... mechanism 是甚麼?


[引用] | 作者 星屑醫生 | 3rd Jun 2006 16:28 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[16]

食Augmentin胃會脹的話,可以考慮飲益力多!


[引用] | 作者 Game Girl | 3rd Jun 2006 13:12 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[15] Re:
romneya :
這首歌幾得意,在眾多藥名中,印象最深刻是Augmentin.(因為我於今年三月初食過)

很多時給augmentin 給得太寬鬆了. 我自己則不常給augmentin.

要是太太吃一顆, 胃會脹起完全吃不下飯的.


[引用] | 作者 星屑醫生 | 3rd Jun 2006 12:37 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[14] Re: hi
ping :
*Wah* i find the Drugs' Song is fantastic!~ Amazing creation..

是, 他們很有創意, 做得醫生, 竟也很有音樂才華.


[引用] | 作者 星屑醫生 | 3rd Jun 2006 12:33 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[13] hi

*Wah* i find the Drugs' Song is fantastic!~ Amazing creation..


[引用] | 作者 ping | 3rd Jun 2006 03:23 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[12]

他們的歌是好得意的啊, 不過有些我真是聽唔明囉,所以我地呢些唔係醫生鐘意london underground 那種小學名的歌, ,

好想知道他們是什麼樣子的!


[引用] | 作者 首都 | 3rd Jun 2006 00:25 AM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[11] Re:
moomoo :
( ^ o ^)/   (^ - ^ )/ 哈~ 不過, 我覺得有啲葯名讀起上嚟都幾好聽, 好有型特別呀.尤其係 Indernal, Protaphane... 真係可以考慮吓用嚟做自己個英文名.Hee Hee....

我地會給那些藥改花名, 好似flecainide.
叫 "fick" 旗奶奶...
nifedepine:
黎飛呢邊...

甚至有同學作了成個故事出來, 笑死.


[引用] | 作者 星屑醫生 | 2nd Jun 2006 23:10 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[10]

( ^ o ^)/   (^ - ^ )/ 哈~ 不過, 我覺得有啲葯名讀起上嚟都幾好聽, 好有型特別呀.
尤其係 Indernal, Protaphane... 真係可以考慮吓用嚟做自己個英文名.
Hee Hee.... emoticon


[引用] | 作者 moomoo | 2nd Jun 2006 21:40 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[9]

真的很有趣, 好得意呀!
可否借來一用呢?

做 student 時, 覺得 pharma 係好深好難記的.
又唔識自己拼音, 唔識讀就仲難串字.
最難就都算係 CVS 啲心仔药囉!!
Beta-blocker, ACE inhibitor..... >_


[引用] | 作者 moomoo | 2nd Jun 2006 21:37 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[8] Re:
Game Girl :
我是剛看到你的Link,並炒了給了一個學生自己數下入有多少隻藥的。

你和學生houseman 的關係都很好呢, 他們跟得你真是有福.


[引用] | 作者 星屑醫生 | 2nd Jun 2006 16:36 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[7]

我是剛看到你的Link,並炒了給了一個學生自己數下入有多少隻藥的。


[引用] | 作者 Game Girl | 2nd Jun 2006 16:26 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[6] Re: Re:

原來真是有兩次lithium. 我還以為我聽錯了.


[引用] | 作者 星屑醫生 | 2nd Jun 2006 16:22 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[5] Re:
Game Girl :
There Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline,Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin,Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin& Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine
There Bendroflumethiazide & also Cyclophosphamide& Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropicamide,Loperamide, Amiloride & Cyclizine & Frusemide& if youe up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide.
There Lithium, Fluoxetine & also Amitriptyline,Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN & Azathioprine,Miconazole, Atenolol & also Chloramphenicol& if you want to overdose there always Paracetamol.
There Night Nurse & there's Phenytoin, Zirtek & Diazepam,& Lithium, Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam,Testosterone, Aldosterone & Valium & Insulin,& Lignocaine & Piriton & Ventolin & Ritalin
There Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine,& Metronidazole & Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim,Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides, Nifedipine& Actifed & Sudafed & Calpol with no sugar in.
There Phenelzine & Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine,Potassium & Calcium & evy kind of Vitamin,& Pethedine & Methadone & Speed, Cocaine & Heroin,& Cannabis & Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol & Nicotine.

哇, 你果然師姐就是師姐! 你是早知道這首歌, 還是聽出來的?


[引用] | 作者 星屑醫生 | 2nd Jun 2006 15:50 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[4]

There Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline,
Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin,
Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin
& Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine

There Bendroflumethiazide & also Cyclophosphamide
& Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropicamide,
Loperamide, Amiloride & Cyclizine & Frusemide
& if youe up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide.

There Lithium, Fluoxetine & also Amitriptyline,
Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN & Azathioprine,
Miconazole, Atenolol & also Chloramphenicol
& if you want to overdose there always Paracetamol.

There Night Nurse & there's Phenytoin, Zirtek & Diazepam,
& Lithium, Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam,
Testosterone, Aldosterone & Valium & Insulin,
& Lignocaine & Piriton & Ventolin & Ritalin

There Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine,
& Metronidazole & Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim,
Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides, Nifedipine
& Actifed & Sudafed & Calpol with no sugar in.

There Phenelzine & Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine,
Potassium & Calcium & evy kind of Vitamin,
& Pethedine & Methadone & Speed, Cocaine & Heroin,
& Cannabis & Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol & Nicotine.


[引用] | 作者 Game Girl | 2nd Jun 2006 15:14 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[3] Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

還有一首自覺很得意的歌:Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

(http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.mp3)

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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It’s our brand new wonder drug we think you’ll find enticing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

The BNF has twenty thousand different drugs to take,
So we thought, “What could we produce to give you all a break?”
A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, IV or up the arse.

It’s Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning.
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

We tested it on animals and none of them survived,
But that’s OK cos when we wrote the paper up we lied.
It first choice for MI, MS and even for ME and COPD, HIV, PE and DVT

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

There are some minor side effects and some are not that rare,
Like nausea, vomiting and losing all your hair,
And heart attacks, becoming gay and growing extra breasts,
But it’s fucking cheap, and hey, this is the NHS.

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison.
After that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson.
It brings an end to all that pharmacology revising,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan cos it’s the antidote to ricin.
The minister of health we hear will shortly be advising
Take Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!


[引用] | 作者 小柴 | 2nd Jun 2006 14:42 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[2]

好有差利的摩登時代feel


[引用] | 作者 Lasco Wan | 2nd Jun 2006 14:01 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]

[1]

這首歌幾得意emoticon,在眾多藥名中,印象最深刻是Augmentin.(因為我於今年三月初食過)


[引用] | 作者 romneya | 2nd Jun 2006 13:08 PM | [舉報垃圾留言]